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Action Figure Man
action figure man

Dumb and mean on dexadrine the jock house bully Bernard is Action Figure Man. As Bernard he is a sociopath. As Action Figure Man he is GoodRunAmock. Bernard attempts to light a fart by squatting over a candle just to prove that as an alter-ego he is the worst. As Action Figure Man he is the no-frills generic superhero that the city has been waiting for. As with all superheroes, Action Figure Man comes with his own entourage of villains. The worst being Hollywood Alien, the most feared monster of them all.

 

warren
warren

Gleefully displays an incredibly complex tumor that was surgically excised from the lower left hind. The tumor was said to be comprised of some ill-formed human parts in various stages of development. The horrible maze of eyes teeth and other partially working organs weighed 11 lbs. It occupied the now vacant space that was Warren's upper rear left leg and entire left buttock. His eyes have remained dialated since the anesthesia wore off.

 

Realmfree Domain
sweet freedom

Hi, my name is Realmfree Domain. Few people even know of me. Of those, I doubt that any of them know my name. By day I am one of the faceless homeless created by Ronald Reagen Ray-Gun. I am totally synthetic and am the state of the art in artificial intelligence. My memory is tamper proof and locked in. I am permanently programmed to project a predominantly neutral presence enabeling me to cohabitate relatively stress-free and extend the of my reality receptors FULL ON daily. This formulates the agenda of my nocturnal alter ego --- FREEDOMAN... Frito Man? Free Da Man? Free Domain?

 

hollywood alien
hollywood alien

Arch-nemesis to Action Figure Man, Hollywood Alien is the most feared villain of all.

 

Neil Wellen
Political Humorist. Satirist. Illustrator. Right to Free Speech Advocate. Cartoonist. Tattoo Artist. All of the above.

First online work to appear in Thunder Sandwich # 14. June 1st, 2001.

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Contact: nostaticneil@aol.com
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